The Flying Robin
Me: *at 12pm* Ehh just one more episode of Hetalia its only five mins so I should be fine
Me: *rn* why is it 3 AM

unluckyuntamed:

mpregfrank:

when youre near a concert youre going to and you can literally spot who is going to the concert or not from like their hair or something it’s literally like spot the emo kids

Playing “spot the lesbians” is literally more accurate than Google maps to a Tegan and Sara concert though

justprisonthings:

(Kind of) submitted by .

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doolallymagpie:

What if Donnie’s never actually watched Big Boob Blowies, or has, but not for a long time, and he plops it into a DVD player one day, and has a horrible realization.

One of the actresses looks just like Alison.

She is a clone.

He screams and throws the remote at the television, absolutely horrified.

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Amber Heard making funny faces on the Late Show With David Letterman (feb 2014)
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intoasylum:

orange is the new black | text posts

fuckyeahlavernecox:

Laverne Cox corrects Gayle King on CBS

Marina’s new Instagram DP

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fishingboatproceeds:

Inspired by Orange is the New Black, designed by Claire, and now available at DFTBA Records.

Edit: Sorry! My initial post went up quickly because we were so excited to have the shirt up and in the rush I did not mention that “It’s a metaphor, you potato with eyes” is a line from the second season of Jenji Kohan’s fantastic Orange is the New Black. Fixed/sorry!

"Emily, this is your home, too. I want you to feel comfortable having your friends over."

queer-punk:

WE NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE WHEN LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT CANCER AND LOST A TESTICLE IT WAS ALL ABOUT HIS HEALTH AND HOW INSPIRATIONAL HE WAS BUT WHEN ANGELINA JOLIE GETS A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY TO PREVENT HERSELF FROM GETTING CANCER, IT’S ALL ABOUT HOW SHE WON’T BE A SEX SYMBOL ANYMORE AND HOW MEN ARE OFFENDED CAUSE SHE WON’T BE AN OBJECT FOR THEM 

imsirius:

Your character falls into the “friend zone” - Is this primarily a man’s problem, or are women put in the friend zone as well? x

mamablyss:

Omg my GF 100%

astrorium:

better stock up

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lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it